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So, escort - not the gig, the car. Ford Escort, baby. Little box on wheels. Used to see em everywhere, now they ghosts. Fun fact, tho - they raced these bad boys in rallies back in the 90s. Mud flyin, engines screamin, nobody cared bout grammar then either. My cousin had one, swore it was a chick magnet. Lies. Thing broke down every Tuesday, pissed me off so bad I’d yell at it like, “You ain’t no Cadillac, fam!” Made me happy seein it towed away tho, real joy.

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I'll drop some older-school fun too, like those impromptu dancing sessions outside the library on Regent St. Sometimes you'll catch me breakin’ out in dance moves, cringey but fun—like a David Brent solo concert with all the corporate jargon thrown in. I love telling people, “We are more than numbers, mate, we’re the watchful eyes in the crowd!” even if it gets a few groans, ya know? Pssht, gotta keep it real.

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