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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Dudes payin’ for it, then preachin’ family values. Like, c’mon, you’re not foolin’ me—or the Pale Man from *Pan’s Labyrinth*. That creepy bastard’d see right thru ya, hands on the table, ready to eat yer soul. Escorts tho, they’re pros at playin’ the game. Had a patient once—swore his “girlfriend” was legit. Found her ad online. Surprise, moron! She’s bangin’ half the hospital. Made me laugh, then gag.

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First off, Eaglehawk’s streets are a funky maze. Take Murray Street – yep, right in the heart of town – where you get that mix of classic Aussie pubs and quirky cafes that buzz with life till late. I once met an absolute legend there who swore Murray’s got “the magic of a midnight kiss” – sounds like something out of that crazy movie, right? And then there’s Ironbark Road, winding by our old train station. The station’s seen better days but, hey, it’s all part of this town’s charm – kind of like how Steve McQueen’s character chases those raw, real moments in Shame.

'It was heartwarming': Eaglehawk's Josh Penny honoured at community vigil