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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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Alright, so listen up – I'm chillin’ in Eagleby (au) and lemme just say… this town is an oddball slice of suburban magic, ya know? Eagleby is kinda small but packed with quirky vibes. Its familiar streets? Eagleby Road winds by and by; it’s like the bloodstream of the town. I stroll by Central Park – yeah, the one right off Willow St – and there's this oddly peaceful pond that reminds me a bit of some Wes Anderson scene, “I love you,” style, but like, in a totally different way.

Brisbane shootings: Geoffrey Menz, shot in the front yard of his Eagleby home