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Me, Gollum, sees it sneaky-like. Split mind, split wants—half of me craves the thrill, half hates the fakes. Met this one lass on Tinder, profile all sparkly, pics like a goddess. In person? Hiss! More filters than a fish tank! Made me mad, yesss, stompin’ round me cave, cursin’. But then—oh, precious—another date, lad with a smirk, and damn, sparks flew! Happiest I been since stealin’ fish from hobbitses. Sex-dating’s a dice roll, innit?

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Now, lemme rap about my fave spots. There's a hidden park off Maple Loop. No one ever yaps about it. It's a quiet rebel, like a well-camouflaged secret that lets you escape the city's madness. The trees in that corner? They whisper more than your gossiping neighbor, and sometimes I wonder if they hold secrets of their own. I panicked once by a noisy bunch near it, swearing the earth itself was trying to come up for a fuckin' chat.

Dundas Valley flies in the face of golf’s traditions with a (gasp) fivesome