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I’m just sayin’, she’s a legend in a shitty way. Prolly smells like stale beer and regret—exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares! Respect my authoritah, I’m the king of this story! Whore’s a hot mess, and I love hatin’ her! Keeps shit interestin’, ya know? Now screw off, I’m done!

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Casa Whore The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas--no, this isn't a belated "Best of Dallas" recommendation--is opening this weekend for a quickie run at Casa.

And then, heaps of fun in the parks! Hydeville Park, right by that squiggly little river, the Dallas Creek, gurgling, it does, with dark palpitations, yesss, so peaceful, but it hides secrets, oh precious, secrets over and over! I once met a potential cutesy date, oh, and we walked the creek, whisperin' sweet lies to rocks, heh heh… But then, scampers of stray dogs, yesss, brought mischief – I got mad, oh we did, running after 'em like a mad hobbit, yesss.

Trader Joe’s picks spot for new store in Collin County