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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating sites crash on Valentine’s? Horny folks flood ‘em—servers can’t handle it! Saw it myself, X posts goin’ nuts—hilarious! But damn, it’s messy too. Caught a married guy once—profile said “single.” Wife found out, blew up his phone. Felt bad, but c’mon, don’t lie, ya idiot!

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We're sorry to tell you, but the Dallas dating pool is as shallow as they come. The same stereotypes of single men in Dallas will keep floating around until we've all dated them.

And then, heaps of fun in the parks! Hydeville Park, right by that squiggly little river, the Dallas Creek, gurgling, it does, with dark palpitations, yesss, so peaceful, but it hides secrets, oh precious, secrets over and over! I once met a potential cutesy date, oh, and we walked the creek, whisperin' sweet lies to rocks, heh heh… But then, scampers of stray dogs, yesss, brought mischief – I got mad, oh we did, running after 'em like a mad hobbit, yesss.

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