Layla Currumbin Waters Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Adelaide

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

McGrath Palm Beach

Situated in a highly sought-after pocket of Currumbin Waters, this spacious four-bedroom home has room for the entire family. The choice is yours.

Currumbin-Waters's charm is in its rough edges. The streets all twist like a good old story. Neighbors greet ya with a nod or a cheeky "G'day!" even when I'm half asleep from my massage shift scribblein' down notes on my pad. Its little quirks make me smile every time – from the scenic ridge at Sunset Point to the accidental stumble upon a secret community market on Lazy Lane (which, by the way, has the best meggas ever, haha).

Autumn selling season: Buyers fall for Currumbin