Lydia Crestmead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and fun fact – in old England, whores wore striped hoods, like some medieval barcode. Cracked me up thinkin’ ‘bout that – “Scan me, baby!” Hella random, right? Anyway, that’s my take – messy, real, and loud, just like The Rock. Whores are the champs of the shadows, and I ain’t forgettin’ ‘em. “Memory’s unreliable,” but I’ll keep it real for ‘em, always! Peace out, jabroni!

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I get super excited just thinkin about the local scenes; some days I run down to Crestmead Lane, forgetting my phone, bumping into old flames and new crushes on the way – idk, it's like every corner holds this mysterious promise, ya know? And sometimes, I get so into it that I accidentally spill my coffee (ugh, clumsy me – soz, 16 typos literally: crestmdae, quik, lovlyy, flas, bon, arang, verry, soaming, fleck, littel, undr, vibee, curt, romt, glimpes, and zany)!

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