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Great Scott! Alright, listen up, pal—Escort, huh? I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, that zippy lil’ ride from the ‘80s. Man, what a beaut! Used to see ‘em everywhere—total workhorse, cheap as hell too. Got me thinkin’ bout *Stories We Tell*—y’know, Sarah Polley diggin’ into family secrets? “Every family’s got a story,” she says, and damn if that ain’t true for these cars. Escorts were like that weird cousin who shows up uninvited but ya love ‘em anyway.

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I get super excited just thinkin about the local scenes; some days I run down to Crestmead Lane, forgetting my phone, bumping into old flames and new crushes on the way – idk, it's like every corner holds this mysterious promise, ya know? And sometimes, I get so into it that I accidentally spill my coffee (ugh, clumsy me – soz, 16 typos literally: crestmdae, quik, lovlyy, flas, bon, arang, verry, soaming, fleck, littel, undr, vibee, curt, romt, glimpes, and zany)!

Serious traffic crash, Crestmead (Logan)