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I tried it once, yah? In dis shady joint, all candles and weird music. Lady says, “Gru, let go of burden,” like in movie, right? “What you carry in your heart?” she whispers. I’m like, “Lady, I carry potatoes and vodka, dat’s it!” She giggles, starts rubbin’ – oh boy, I was mad at first, tought she’s scammin’ me! Ten minutes in, I’m floatin’ like dat monk on his raft. Happy? Yah, like bear wit honey! Surprised? Hell yah, didn’t expect dem tingles down dere!

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The best part? Cranbourne-West has a secret side. In a side street off Maple Drive, there's a hidden garden – my fave spot. I sit there, ponderin', scribblin' down thoughts 'bout human desire and all the weird fuckin' crossroads of love. Sometimes, I swear the whispers of the wind sound like muffled confessions… pure poetic nonsense, yeh?

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