Addison Cranbourne East Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

So yeah—whore’s messy, loud, in-yer-face! Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it. Like me flippin’ patties—ain’t perfect, but it’s real! What ya think, buddy? I’m ready fer yer take! Argh!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I gotta mention our beloved Elton Square – small park, big soul, and a lil’ self reflectin’ space. I sometimes sit here, thinkin' “Boy, life’s a dang roller coaster, ain't it?” I swear, one minute my codes are runnin’, and the next moment, I’m starry-eyed watchin’ families playin’ tag. It’s like a scene straight out of a movie – but sweeter than any scene from Spotlight (and trust me, that movies does get intense!).

No train on the horizon for Clyde