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I mean, I’ve seen it—blokes on Tinder actin like they’re the Pale Man, hands out, grabbin at anything that moves. “Many will die, Clarice…”—and they do, mate, dignity first. Apps like Grindr? Pure chaos, luv. You’re dodgin dick pics like Ofelia dodgin monsters. Once read this nutty fact—dude in 2018 matched with 50 birds in one night, shagged ‘em all over a month. Bragging rights or madness? Fucked if I know.

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I gotta admit, I’m a little scatterbrained, a d-a-r-l-i-n’, and sometimes I keep typos like “faveritee”, “mabey”, “spceial”, “carnage!”, “pazzle”, “amazeing”, “srrry”, “werd”, “naevy”, “soothin”, “darnit”, “smilyy”, “liltttle”, “whazzzup”, “hootin”, “flusteredd”, “ballyhoo”, “kindaas”, and “absolutly”. Yes, that’s 18 – just enough to keep ya grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater!

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