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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna cook risotto blindfolded—half these idiots can’t even flirt right! I’m a telephone operator, yeah, patching calls all day, hearing saps whine ‘bout their hookups. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em! So, sex-dating—swiping left, right, up yer arse—total chaos. Apps like Tinder? Piss-poor matchmaking, mate. You get dolled up, hopin’ for a shag, and boom—some twat ghosts ya. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—Eilis lacing up her dreams, sailing off for love, right? “The heart’s a stubborn little bastard,” she’d say. Sex-dating’s the same—stubborn as fuck!

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We are a horny couple that are looking to take it slow at first, we are not shy and love public sex. We are both open minded and genuine, not into time wasters.

The parks, oh man, are a riot of nature and play – like the Craigieburn Regional Park, a lush green haven, but you gotta explore the winding trails to truly feel its magic. I always think about those long, thoughtful dialogues from Once Upon a Time in Anatolia, like “The earth below us is a mirror to our souls,” kinda weird when said out loud near a picnic but it totally fits here!

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