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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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I’m always wanderin’ down to Riverside Crescent – yeah, that’s a lil’ backstreet but full of local legends. Some nights, I even hang out near the "Maritime Mews," a dingy bar where the regulars discuss weird fantasies, gender quirks, or just have a good laugh over cold beers. A friend of mine once said, "This is what life is all 'bout, like in that Kaufman movie nonsense." And I swear, it’s like every night is improv theatre.

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