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Little known fact – them ancient Greeks? Big into this. Called it “anatripsis” or some shit. Rubbin’ down soldiers after battles, gettin’ frisky with it too. Surprised me, I ain’t gonna lie – thought it was just us modern degenerates. But nah, it’s old school, like ziti on Sundays. Thing is, it’s a crapshoot – you might feel like a king or a schmuck who just got played. I’m happy when it’s good, fuckin’ furious when it’s a tease. Like, don’t gimme no half-assed rubdown and charge me a c-note!

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So, first off, there's this little gem, "Whimsy Street" (yeah, seriously, that name’s wild), where all the artsy vibes mix with the quirky sex-positive energy. I mean, c'mon, my patients love it cuz they say it's like walkin’ thru a live movie scene, sorta like "I feel like i’m in a Breach of the existential!" – sorry, gotta drop a Charlie Kaufman line here!

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