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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

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The locals? Hells yeah! They’re a motley crew, each with their quirks. I remember Sally from down the block – she was always bouncin’ off the walls, talkin' bout angels in disguise, sometimes in one breath she’d say somethin’ poetic, then crack a joke. "Fuck- yeah, Coombabah’s a beast!" she'd yell, and man, that echoed in the alleys of my tired heart.

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