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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Memento*—what’s the last thing I remember about it? It’s all backwards, twisty, like Lenny’s brain! So, lemme tell ya, it’s this crazy mix—touch, tension, release—all rolled into one steamy package. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, uh, *extra*? Back in ’85—nah, scratch that, feels older—some ancient Greeks were all over this! They called it “therapeutic touch,” but wink-wink, we know what’s up. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as hell! Prolly smelled like a salad too, haha!

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Lemme be real, sometimes stuff gets to me – I'm mad when the council messes with our art spaces. I once saw a mural near Riverside Lane get painted over for some new highfalutin' artwork – bullshit! I yelled, "You merely adopted the dark!" and felt that divine fury of my very soul, the same rage and passion from that film, man!

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