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Aight, real talk—sex-dating’s a lab experiment gone rogue. You got pheromones flyin’, oxytocin tryna trick ya into feelin’ somethin’. I seen it, bruh—dudes out here actin’ like they Casanova, but they just horny peptides. Chicks too, playin’ games, postin’ thirst traps—shit’s a catalyst for disaster! Back in the day, I matched this girl, right? Profile said “loves nature,” but she ghosted me after I sent a pic of my pet lizard—fuckin’ rude, yo! Made me mad as hell, like, what’s wrong with my iguana, bitch?

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Man, there’s also the old Mooloolah River. Wizzling water, it flow so soft, murmuring secrets, precious secrets. I sometimes sit there with me laptop, coding dating profiles, thinking “Is all this creation, can it make us more connected?” Gollum, yes, like that movie bit “the wonder” – oh, my precious, the wonder!

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