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Me, I’m quirky—thinkin’ in my head, “Would Darren Aronofsky film this shit?” Probly, with some trippy camera angles and a junkie twist. Sexual-massage could be art, ya know? Hands slippin’, tension buildin’, then—wham—“We got a winner!” like in the movie. But nah, most places just want ya money, not ya soul. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my last dime some of these joints got more happy endin’s than a Disney flick.

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I remember this one time, mid-masssage – you know what, fine tuning someone's stress out – and I was thinkin’ “You think you got problems? How bout yours,” like from that flick A History of Violence. I had that Cronenberg twist in my mind, all edgy and raw, and then I’m like, “This is my turf, baby!” So crazy, yeah, real gritty stuff.

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