Vanessa Colyton Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

LJ Hooker - Colyton | St Clair

Colyton is documented as being ‘the most rebellious town in Devon’ because it supplied more men than any other town during the Duke of Monmouth’s rebellion against the new Catholic .

Colyton ain’t a museum, it’s a livin’ jam. Every street corner, every whisper of wind shouts “I’m alive!” So buckle up, bro, and get ready to feel it deep—as Ye would say, “The world is yours, man!”

One man dead in Colyton crash