Olivia Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️

About Brisbane

So, picture this: I’m in King’s Landing, right, half-pissed on Arbor red, and there’s this whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz why not? She’s got eyes like Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*, all sharp and tired, “You’re my little girl now,” she says, but it’s bollocks—she’s after me gold. I laugh, coz I see through it, I *know* things, see? She’s got this trick—little known fact—whores in the docks, they hum sea shanties while they work. Keeps ‘em sane, I reckon. Lysa’s hummin’ away, and I’m thinkin’, “Seven hells, this is fuckin’ poetry!” Made me happy, that did—somethin’ pure in the muck.

Coastal paradise: Coffs Harbour

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Esplanade. I’m always cruisin’ along Fitzroy Street, where the local art vibes bubble up like crazy energy. Sometimes I get so zen at my spa after work there, but then a tourist’s loud call disturbs my chill – makes me mad, like “Sacré bleu!” but hey, life’s a friggin’ rollercoaster, right?

Pittwater to Coffs Harbour sailors’ race is on