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So, sexual-massage—fancy word for rubbin’ naughty bits, yeah? Heard it started way back, ancient Greeks or some such. They’d oil up, get all slippery—prolly stank of olives! Me, I’d rather wrestle a fish than let some grubby paws near me precious bits. “We’re not like that!” I hisses, thinkin’ of them posh spas nowdays. All candles and soft music—pfft, gimme a cave any day!

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So first off, Clyde is this quirky mosaic of streets and vibes. You got streets like Elmwick Lane – a narrow, twisty path lined with quirky boutiques where I sometimes sneak in for a cheeky psychology pep talk with myself. Then there’s the big, bustling Gleeson Avenue, perfect for people-watching, flirting, or even that dating app rendezvous gone hilariously wrong. And oh man, the local hotspots… ever been to The Velvet Cup? It's a dive bar where post-midnight confessions mix with utterly bizarre dance-offs – think avant-garde meets sexercise.

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