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Dunno, mate, it’s a mixed bag. Some escorts, they’re minted, proper entrepreneurs. Others, stuck, *miserabile dictu* – sad to say. Saw a doco, right, blew me mind. One gal in Amsterdam, red light job, saved up, bought a bakery! From shagging to scones, how’s that for a twist? Chuckled for days, I did. But then – ugh, the pimps. Slimey gits, exploiting kids. Makes me wanna thump summat.

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

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