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So, escortin’ ain’t just quick bangs, nah. It’s a whole damn art! Didya know some gals in Vegas got secret codes? Like, back in the 80s, they’d wink twice at cops to signal “I’m legit” – sneaky, huh? Blows my mind! I get all hot n’ bothered thinkin’ how they hustle – makes me wanna sing, “Shantih, shantih, shantih,” like that flick’s endin’, peace in chaos!

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And the parks – holy moly. The biggest, prettiest park is Moonlit Park (I swear it's named because every night feels like a scene from a late-night indie flick). There’s a rad little river, the Slippery Sedge, which winds along the park’s edge – perfect for those secret rendezvous, if you catch my drift (wink, wink!). Sometimes, I stroll there, deep in thought about human desires and the absurdity of life, much like the surreal moments in The Act of Killing – “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes all around. Like, who even comes up with that stuff?!

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