Brianna Cleveland Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Hey, listen... I'm in Cleveland (au), right? And lemme tell ya—this city, it's somethin’ else. Man, every street—Frederick St, Ann St—has got its own pulse, ya know? I mean, you're strollin’ past Howard Ave and—BAM—suddenly, you feel the vibe. It's like in that movie, A Separation—“Something must change.” Yeah, something must change!

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