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Oh, and get this – some nerds say Cleopatra got sexual-massages with gold oil. GOLD! I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, I deserve that!” Makes me wanna rage – why ain’t I livin’ that life? Instead, I’m stuck here, tellin’ you losers how it’s done. It’s all about the buildup, the tease – hands grazin’ where ya least expect, like, “Is this allowed?” – and bam, ya melted. “Oldboy” vibes, right? “The day of revenge is coming!” – except it’s just ya muscles screamin’ thank you.

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Oh, and lemme spill some tea – the local diner on Maple Street, they serve the meanest chocolate pie. I swear, one bite and you're in a state of euphoria, bruh. Sure, some days I get mad, especially when those pesky construction guys block my usual chill path near Lowry Lane – annoyin’ little mofos tryna ruin my peace – but hey, every hurdle reminds me to appreciate the hidden beauty, ain’t that right?

Letitia "Tish" Frazier, 66, of Clarinda, Iowa