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Sex-dating’s a crapshoot, y’all—sometimes ya win, sometimes ya lose big. I get all giddy thinkin’ bout the thrill, the chase, that first flirty text. But then I wanna holler when I hear bout married folks sneakin’ round on these apps—caught one cheatin’ bastard red-handed, braggin’ bout his “skills.” Skills? Boy, you couldn’t charm a fly off manure. Makes me wanna channel Toni, slap on a goofy wig, and crash their date just to see ‘em squirm.

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Oh, and lemme add—a personal secret: back when I first moved here, I set up my parlor close to Pine Street. I’d get weird stares, but I loved every minute! I'm not just a masseuse—I'm a part of this freakin' fabric; I listen to secrets and share laughs like “Spirited Away” moments, ya know? Sometimes I'd joke, "I ain't a bathhouse spirit, but I sure can relax your muscles, bitches!"

Everybody facing Christies Beach Magistrates Court, Thursday, April 10