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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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BTW, sorry for the 11 typos: its like, when I’m diggin into life's code, my fingers slip – not my core, ya know? Welp, gotta sign off now – Chelsea's a universe itself; chaotic, imperfect, and full of surprise love bytes. Catch ya later, friend, and remember: "Everything is possible, even miracles."

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