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So, I’m a Kvasnik – fancy word for a meddler, fixin’ shit, stirrin’ pots – and escort? Man, it’s a trip! Some chick in Vegas once told me she escorted this old geezer who just wanted her to read him *Moby Dick* – no funny business, just Melville! Blew my mind. Happy as hell, I was – who knew? Then there’s the flip side – got pissed when I heard ‘bout this sleazy pimp rippin’ off girls, takin’ 80% of their cash. Greedy bastard. Oughta shove a boot up his – nah, too nice for him.

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Not everything’s perfect though. I get ticked off when you see trash dumped near the art corners on Birch Ln—seriously, who does that?! It makes me mad, and my blood boils. But hey, life’s messy sometimes, like love scenes in a mind-warping movie.

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