Ellie Cessnock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

LJ Hooker - Cessnock

REI NSW Winner: Small Agency of the Year LJ Hooker Business Owner of the Year Specialising in Sales, Auctions, Leasing, Commercial & Rural.

So there ya go, my friend! Cessnock’s a mosaic of groovy streets, vintage charm, and subtle, deep therapy moments in every corner. Life’s a trip around here – a bit hazy, a bit clear, oh! And remember, "Meet me in Montauk, babe," 'cause ain't it all just a blast of eternal sunshine? Yeah, baby, get ready to have your mind blown in the Swingin' '60s style!

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