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About Logan City

I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

Welcome to LJ Hooker Cessnock

With the amount of Potholes everywhere, it is hard to distinguish Cessnock from the Gaza Strip. The parking around shopping centres is horrendous, and if you are like other Aussies who .

Now, I gotta throw in a shout-out to the local vineyards in the outskirts – the Hunter Valley magic, baby! A quick drive down Vineyard Road and you’re in a wonderland of wineries and emotional revelations. I once had a deep family therapy session there – wine flowing, emotions sparklin’ like the Milky Way – surreal, man!

Homes and cars crushed after severe storm lashes Cessnock