Brianna Caversham Whore ❤️

About Perth

Favorite story? This one time, Diamond told me ‘bout a client – some Wall Street dude, paid her to just sit and listen to him cry ‘bout his wife. Didn’t even touch her! I was like, “What?!” She shrugged, said, “Easiest grand I ever made.” Had me dyin’ – whores got layers, man, like a damn onion. Peelin’ that back surprised the hell outta me. Kinda like when Sean Parker says, “A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” Whores get that – they’re chasin’ their billion, one way or another.

Eighteen and Pregnant

That first game against Middlesbrough resulted in a mile round trip from Caversham. I have never been as excited either before or since.

Next, o' course, ye can’t miss the old docks by Raven’s Wharf. The river flows there like a languid beast, whisperin' secrets to those willin’ to listen. I remember the time I nearly lost me hat dancin’ in the breeze; it was pure magic! Among locals, there’s a legend: the phantom barge that sails when the moon’s full. They say it be an omen – much like the brooding tone in "Melancholia": all a matter o’ perspective and cosmic irony, mate!

Caversham: Burst water pipe collapses road and disrupts supplies