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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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I luv it here, but not every minute is sunshine. I've had days wherin I was frustrated, frustrated – hell, downright cross as a june bug. But then, a sunset over the river soothes me. “It’s all a mad, precious mess,” I whisper, thinking of that haunting line, “the night is a beautiful disaster.”

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