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About Canberra

So, erotic-massage—‘tis no jest, mate! Been around since them randy Romans, or longer—little fact for thee: Egyptian scrolls show lasses kneadin’ pharaohs into bliss. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me happy, thinkin’ of some dusty king groanin’ under oiled palms. Thou ever tried it? ‘Tis like a storm o’ calm washin’ o’er thy soul—muscles melt, loins perk up, ha! But I rage, aye, rage, when some cheap parlour botches it—greasy mitts fumbling like a sot with a lute. Once got a lass who jabbed me ribs—thought she’d kill me, not soothe me! “Death comes to us all,” I nigh shouted, straight outta the movie, y’know?

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Our treatments are designed by qualified remedial massage therapists to be a remedy for muscle tension, pain, overwhelm and stress.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the oddball local festivals! They go off on Corrine Street – crazy, wild, and yes, sometimes downright confusin’. I remember at one fest, I was chattin’ with an old friend while a stray banjo twanged in the distance, and I thought, “This chaos sure sings like a discarded hymn!”

Carlton North: Former Hawk Angelo Lekkas and wife Renata list renovated terrace house