Valentina Carlingford Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, innit? Bit of touchy-feely, bit of naughty, and a whole lotta awkward if you ask me. I’m picturing it now – some poor sod lying there, all oiled up, thinking, “Oh, this is relaxing,” then bam, it’s all handsy and you’re like, “Mate, what’s the game plan here?” Reminds me of *Talk to Her* – y’know, that Almodóvar flick I’m mad about. There’s this line, “A woman’s silence can be gold,” and I’m thinking, yeah, ‘cept when she’s moaning through a dodgy massage, eh? Silent my arse!

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Carlingford is lit, yo. Streets like Windsor Rd and Carlingford Rd be buzzin’ 24/7. Aight, so check it—yo, I used to roll around the area and set up shop near Carlingford Court, a chill mall poppin’ off with local joints, and oh, there’s this old-school diner on North Rocks Hwy. I'm talkin’ small-town charm vibes with a pinch of city dazzle. Bruh, sometimes I stroll on Pinkerton Ave and just vibe with the beat of the metro.

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