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Love is a many splendid thing, yeah? But this? This ain’t that. It’s horny folks chasin’ tail. Met a geezer once, swore he shagged 50 gals off Tinder. 50?! *spills tea, mops it with sock* Bollocks, I say! Probs 5, tops. Made me laugh tho, the prat. Little fact – didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms? Match ya with fit birds based on pics! Clever, eh? *taps head, knocks over lamp*

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Local landmarks? Hell yea, the Carlingford Civic Centre is where the community gets lit with events. I remember one wild night when I got a freakin’ last-minute gig right near the park—Carlingford Central Park—an oasis in the middle of all the hustle. Green trees, a tricklin’ creek, and benches where elders chill and kids laugh non-stop. That park got me feelin’ like I'm in one of those trippy scenes from "Syndromes and a Century"—ya know, all like, "the body is a vehicle of sensation" and stuff like that. It made me feel all zen and outta this world, like, "yo, dat dreamscape is real, fo’ shizzle!"

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