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*voice glitches* Anywaysss, I tried it once – legit, no kiddin’. Felt like a black hole sucked out my stress, left me floatin’. The masseuse? Probs an alien, hands movin’ like light speed. “You’re too kind to die,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *Dogville* in my head, ‘cause it was THAT good. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect my stiff ol’ cargo-managin’ bod to melt like that. Pro tip: them scented oils? Game changer. Pick somethin’ weird, like patchouli – smells like a hippie spaceship.

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes I get mad – like when a bus blocks my usual chill route down Burring Rd; man, I’m like “C’mon, respect the massage master’s zone!” But then, a quick session of deep vibes and a dope track on my ride, and BOOM – my mood turns sunny. That’s life in Carlingford, yo.

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