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Yo, fam, it’s ya boy Drake, Master of the Forest, droppin’ bars ‘bout sexual-massage, ya feel me? YOLO, let’s get it! I’m chillin’ like Remy the rat from *Ratatouille*, you know, my fave flick, “Anyone can cook!”—or in this case, anyone can rub, ha! Sexual-massage ain’t just some bougie spa shit, nah, it’s deep, sensual vibes, takin’ you to the 6ix and back. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ smooth, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet—*“Linguini, you’re fired!”*—nah, fam, you’re hired if you got them skills!

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I love strolling by the lakeside park – oh, I nearly forgot to mention, there’s a tiny creek snaking by, named Hidden Brook, where families fish, laugh, and sometimes break into spontaneous picnics. There’s that one bench, you know, the one with peeling paint, perfectly imperfect – sorta like life itself. Sometimes I sit there, watching kids run wild, thinking “what if you had to shoot every day?” (yeah, a line from my fave movie, No Country for Old Men – brilliant, right?) in that gritty, quiet bass of life.

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