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Listen up, mate, I’ve seen it all. Back in ’98, before Tinder was a twinkle in some tech nerd’s eye, people were bonkin’ through newspaper ads! True story – my mate Dave answered one, ended up with a lass who smelled like old chips. Disgustin’! Sex-dating now? It’s faster, but still a gamble. You’re dodgin’ dick pics and weirdos who think “DTF” means “Dinner, Then Fuck”. Idiot sandwich! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a disgrace to shagging!”

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I gotta admit, sometimes I get mad because the city doesn’t always give you back what you put in. I was walkin’ around Trinity Beach one lazy arvo, when some bits of trash by the shoreline made me wanna scream – "You shall not pass!" to pollution, man! And then you got Cairns Central – more than just a mall, it's a community center of sorts. Every time I swing by, I feel like I’m in a mini-universe where people are tryin’ to mend broken souls, kinda like me tryin’ to help families fix their connections, even if it sometimes feels like facin’ an endless queue of tempestuous drama.

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