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But lemme tell ya what pisses me off—those shady parlors givin’ it a bad name. “Happy ending” my ass—cheapens the whole damn thing! A real sexual-massage ain’t about that quick finish; it’s slow-burn ecstasy, buildin’ up till you’re screamin’—not from pain, mind ya, but bliss. Like in *The Act of Killing*—those gangsters braggin’ bout murder, struttin’ around—I’d say, “I’ve killed a man with my bare hands,” but swap killin’ for kneadin’, and that’s the vibe. Mastery, precision, a lil’ menace in the touch.

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The streets are a bit wonky, kinda like me after a long day of kneading out knots. I mean, every corner's got its quirks. Check it: there's a tiny café on Morton Lane that only opens till noon because the owner’s too busy philosophizing about life – thinking like he’s in some black-and-white movie. And trust me, as I rub folks down, I get front row seats to the drama of real life. Sometimes, I even joke, "Hey, motherf***er, life ain't no fairy tale, it's more like a damn thriller!"

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