Eliza Caboolture Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Canberra

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

Prostitution and the law

There are specific laws covering prostitutes and other sex workers and their clients. If you're charged with an offence, you should get legal advice.

The neighborhoods are diverse. Some spots are mad busy, others hella relaxed. I work near Main Street, so I see all sorts. Odd characters, random street art splattered like a painter gone wild. "Fish are friends, not food!" Rarrgh! I get a buzz from every new face, every quirky local event. Makes my massage gig a blast.

Body is found behind service station at Caboolture, Queensland