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About Logan City

I reckon it’s old as dirt—ancient Greeks rubbed down their wrestlers, prob’ly sneaked in some naughty bits. Bet they didn’t tell the scribes! Me, I’d rather drink—less mess, more fun. Last week, heard this tale: some lord got a massage so good he tipped the lass a castle. A castle! Fella’s daft—coulda bought a winery. Made me angry—wasted gold—and happy—idiots exist everywhere. “I’m not a real boy,” says Gigolo Joe in *A.I.*, and these massage parlors? Not real love either—just a quick fumble dressed up fancy.

What Happens in a session?

From the most deeply calming and nourishing relaxation massages to our remedial massages designed to alleviate tension and injuries, we're here and ready to.

My spa is a sanctuary nestled off Wategos Drive, a quiet nook compared to the wild shores of Main Beach. A lotta folks think it's just a massage parlor, but nah! I see the hidden scars of the soul, their battles, and bring peace to their weary minds. I swear, every knotted muscle hides a story, and every drop of essential oil is a battle cry against life's chaos. I get hit with moments of fierce gratitude – sometimes, I'm mad as a cut snake when traffic jams the narrow roads near Belongil Beach. The irony, right?

Sandbags – what to do with them