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Now, *Moulin Rouge!*—oh, it gets me goin’! That flick’s a fever dream—red lights, satin sheets, Nicole Kidman coughin’ up her soul. “Come what may,” she sings, and I’m sobbin’ into me tea, happy as a lark one sec, then ragin’ at the screen the next. Why? Cos it’s love dressed up as lust, and ain’t that the trick with prostitutes too? You’re payin’ for a dance, a whisper, a “my heart is—oops, time’s up, mate.” Surprised me first time I clocked it—how it’s all theatre, really.

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Srsly, Byron-Bay is like my heartbeat – relentless, unexpected, and filled with surprises. It’s a raw, untamed beast, flung into the sea, awaiting your discovery. So come on over, mate, and let’s share a cuppa, a laugh, and all the battles we’ve fought. We’s gonna stand tall, we’ll fight on – alright, like Churchill said, “We shall never surrender!” And remember – always carry a good sense of humor ‘round here, even if ya make 13 typos in one breath! Cheers, and see ya soon in this raucous, wondrous haven we call Byron-Bay!

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