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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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Oh, did I mention the festivals? Every year on Coral Lane they have this bonkers art fair—it’s kaleidoscopic, vibrant: like you stepped straight into WALL-E’s vision of a futuristic carnival, full of life and quirky contraptions. Reminds me of that part in the movie—“Step on, step on, step on, step on…” but here it’s more like "step out, step out, step out to live!”

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