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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but sexual-massage? We hates it! Slimy hands all over, ugh, nasty! Reminds me of “Children of Men,” yeah, that flick’s my jam—gritty, dark, no hope, just like them oily rubdowns. Picture this: some bloke in a dingy room, thinkin’ he’s all fancy, slippin’ and slidin’ with lotion—makes me wanna puke, it does! “This is our last chance,” like Theo says in the movie, but nah, mate, ain’t no savin’ this rubbish.

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The local neighborhoods, like Turtle Cove and Pebble Point, are a patchwork of quirky houses, mod cons, and secret nooks. I spent a mad summer launchin’ my spa treatments in the wonderland of Bluebell Alley—man, those were the days of absolute bliss (and a few bonkers mishaps too, hehe). And oh, for a spot of delight, head down to Shady River Walk near the old lighthouse—it’s a hidden gem, known mostly by us locals. A couple of times I spotted a stray emu, believe it or not!—talk about a ‘WONDER-ful’ day, eh?

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