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I’m picturin’ it now—some fool layin’ there like Grace in “Dogville,” thinkin’ they all high and mighty, sayin’, “I’m just here to be of service!” Then bam! Masseuse flip the script, and it’s all, “You thought this was charity, huh?” Lord, I cackle thinkin’ ‘bout it! Made me happy as a pig in mud—‘til I got mad! ‘Cause why these parlors chargin’ an arm and a leg? $200 for a “happy endin’”? Robbery, I tell ya! Madea don’t play that—take that mess to the flea market, halleluyer!

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Burwood-East’s a quirky little patch in Melbourne’s outskirts. We got our main drag, Burwood Highway, buzzin’ with character. There’s Union Rd where I once set up a late-night chat in my clinic ‘bout love and life – wild times, trust me. I always say, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” like Dr. Phil from back home, with a Southern drawl mixin’ with Aussie slang.

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