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So, picture this – some dodgy parlour, right? Dim lights, smells like cheap lavender and sweat. Bloke’s there, hands oiled up, givin’ you the “relax, love” spiel. Mate, I’d sooner trust a Tyrell with my throne than this git with my bits! Little known fact – back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on gladiators, knead ‘em up proper sensual before a fight. Called it *massagium*, or summat – reckon it got ‘em riled up, not chilled out. Bet half of ‘em were ragin’ hard-ons in the arena, poor sods.

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I’ve seen locals file in and out of the tiny roadside eateries near Daisy Lane – and lemme tell ya, the grub is off the hook. I once had a client rave about a pie so good, he nearly burst into tears – like, "You’re a miracle worker, my friend!"

Exploratory permit for coal mine on Bundaberg's 'prime agricultural land' not in public interest, govt finds