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We hates it, precious! All that “ooh, sensual” nonsense—gimme a synth riff any day! Them masseuses, they whisper sweet nothins, like Scarlett’s voice in “Her,” but it’s all fake, innit? “Falling in love is a crazy thing to do”—movie says it, and I reckon sexual-massage is crazier! We’d rather hug a ring than a greasy stranger, ha! What’s yer take, eh?

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I gotta be honest – some days, the humidity here drives me nuts, like when I’m tryna get a perfect massage session and the heat just rumbles in like an unwelcome guest. But hey, life's a rollercoaster, right? I sometimes remember a line from the movie, "It's the kind of place that makes you want to live forever," even though I know that's kinda cheesy – but come on, it works!

Fatal crash, Booyal (north of Bundaberg)