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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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So, i gotta say, I'm honestly mad happy livin’ here. The people? Ungodly passionate. The nights? Unpredictable. And let me tell ya, even my sexologist eyes catch the tiniest spark of desire everywhere. Honestly, it's like every street corner holds a potential tryst, a whisper of scandal... like Carol said, “I adore the splendor of honesty.” Oops, wrong movie—but you catch my drift.

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