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Fun fact, though—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, some ancient Tantric weirdos in India were all about it—called it “sacred touch” or some crap. They’d rub ya down to “align your energies”—whatever that means! I’m picturin’ these old dudes in robes, oiled up, tryna find nirvana between the shoulder blades. Hilarious! Me? I’m just tryna not fart during the session—talk about killin’ the vibe.

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Benowa has this unique vibe. One of me fav spots? The lush greenery at Benowa Park near Altarr Street. I often stroll there, think about life's twists and turns – kinda like that movie Oldboy, ya know, when you feel lost in a maze of memories and regrets. "Laugh and the world laughs with you," or somethin’ like that from the flick, though it’s twisted there—ya know, "We shall fight on the beaches" etc., but here it's the beaches of psyche and soul.

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